DON'T CHASE AFTER BANANAS
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after bananas because you'll only end up with a sparkle in your kidneys." I never quite understood his advice until one Groundhogs Day, I was gardening with my best friend Lashawna. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was fabulous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lashawna saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!